Who Is The Mightiest Of All Jungle Animals?
There was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).
Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him:
“WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?”
And this poor quaking little monkey replied:
“You are of course, no [...]
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He wanted to be a watch dog.