Living In Tudor Times
History teacher: John would you have liked to live in Tudor times?
John: Oh yes sir! I’d have loved it
History teacher: Why?
John: Because they would have had 500 years less history to learn.
New Mother
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.
They are watching people walk down the street.
The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty.
Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman.
Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny.
After a while the son pointed [...]