Set It Free
If you love something, set it free.
If it returns, it’s yours forever.
If it doesn’t it was never your to begin with.
Freedom Quote
Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the designs of ambition.
- Thomas Jefferson -
Free Man
The free man is he who does not fear to go to the end of his thought.
- Leon Blum -
Doctor Came…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him [...]
And what is your wish?
An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a Genie appears before them and offers to each of them one wish.
The copywriter says: “I’ve always dreamed of writing the great American novel and having my work studied in schools across the land. I’d like to go [...]
Have you ever been arrested?
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?”
He answered, “No.”
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?”
The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”
I O U
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s hand.
Without [...]
Are you any good?
A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He is p****d, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a [...]
Sign in a London department store
Sign in a London department store:
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BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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Why were screams coming from the kitchen?
Why were screams coming from the kitchen?
The cook was beating the eggs.