You will bring me down safely
“I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
An insect falls into a mug of beer
Event : An insect falls into a mug of beer
Reactions :
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American [...]
Know The Pain Will Pass
“When an emotional injury takes place,
the body begins a process
as natural as the healing
of a physical wound.
Let the process happen.
Trust that nature
will do the healing.
Know that the pain will pass,
and, when it passes,
you will be stronger,
happier, more sensitive and aware.”
Mel Colgrove
“Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”
Bible
First Step
“Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.”
Martin Luther King Jr.
“Faith without works is dead.”
Bible
Student Lipstick Problem
The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. [...]
Welcome to India
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window
—–Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
—–Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator
—– Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut,both feet on
brake,quivering in terror
—–New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on ccelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in [...]
Lakes
Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined.
Brazil’s Largest
Brazil is a land with a lot of big creatures - it is home to the world’s largest snake (the anaconda, measuring up to 35 feet in length), largest spider, largest rodent (the capybara, a sort of guinea pig the size of a police dog), and the world’s largest ant.