Our Trees
Long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, and took a nap under the shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by, the little boy had grown [...]
Maintain Your Integrity
A while back, there was a story about Reuben Gonzolas, who was in the final match of his first professional racquetball tournament. He was playing the perennial champion for his first shot at a victory on the pro circuit. At match point in the fifth and final game, Gonzolas made a super “kill shot” into [...]
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say “I taught him how to do that.”
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many surreallist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power-tools.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one - but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many DEC service engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends how many spare burnt-out lightbulbs they brought with them.
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb?
She just holds the bulb up to the socket, and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Bill Gates just declares Darkness(TM) to be the new industry standard.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
JUST ONE!!!!!
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to change the bulb, and 99 to sit around and say “I could do that if I practised.”