How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They tell software engineers to code around it.
Potatoes And Guns
An old man lived alone in Minnesota He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t [...]
Story Of Kiss
One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they were about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy with an air of confidence, leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, said to her “Honey, would you give me a kiss?”
Horrified, she replied, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
” Oh come [...]
How Rich Is Bill Gates?
1. Bill Gates earn US$250 every SECOND, that’s about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
2. If he drop a thousand dollar, he won’t even bother to pick it up ‘coz by the 4 second he pick it, he already earn it back.
3. US’s national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates will [...]
Are You In Right Place?
A mother and a baby camels were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked……
Baby: Mother, mother, can I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive [...]
Abandon Yourself !
Alexander the Great, the Greek king, once led his troops across a hot, arid desert. After nearly two weeks of marching, he and his soldiers were near death from thirst, yet Alexander pushed ahead.
In the noonday sun, two of his scouts brought what little water they were able to find. It barely filled a cup. [...]
Kids Of 21st Century
Few days ago a friend of mine was going through the market with his nephew. Suddenly the kid asked him to stop the car and asked him to give him money. My friend got confused,and he asked the kid why does he need money. The kid said just give me the money. My friend asked [...]
Hell Of A Country
A Desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails [...]
12 Step Internet Recovery Program
I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
I will get dressed before noon.
I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the [...]