I Dont Know
Teacher: Seymour, you copied from Susan’s test didn’t you?
Student: How did you find out?
Teacher: Susan’s test answer says, “I don’t know,” and yours says, “Me neither.”
Are you good in math?
Teacher: Are you good in math?
Student: Yes and no.
Teacher: What does that mean?
Student: Yes, I’m no good in math.
It Could Be Worse
Dad: You’ve become bottom out of thirty in every subject!
John: It could be worse dad.
Dad: How come?
John: There could be more in the class.
Failure
It is not failures but low aim that is a crime!
Shared By : Baljit Singh Khuman
Three Bears
Biology teacher: John, name me three bears.
John: Daddy bear,Mummy bear and baby bear.
The bells gone
Teacher: The bells gone
John: It was’nt me Miss, honest.
The Dark Ages
History teacher: Does anyone know why years AD500 - AD 1200 are called the dark ages?
John: Because of all the (k)nights, Sir
Why does light travel faster than sound?
Science teacher: John! Why does light travel faster than sound?
John: Because sound travels across the way and light comes from the sun.
Teacher: What’s that got to do with it?
John: Well, It’s downhill all the way for light.
How many seasons are there in a year
Teacher: John, how many seasons are there in a year?
John: Two sir, cricket and football
When did Great Depression Start?
Teacher: Class, when did Great Depression Start?
Student: Last week when I got my report card .