What do you serve but never eat?

What do you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.

What rises up in the morning and waves all day?

What rises up in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.

What is black and white and stops buses?

What is black and white and stops buses?
A zebra crossing.

What happens if you eat yeast and polish?

What happens if you eat yeast and polish?
You rise and shine.

Who helps bring up thousands of people?

Who helps bring up thousands of people?
The elevator operator.

What did the traffic warden have for tea?

What did the traffic warden have for tea?
Traffic jam sandwich.

Lots Of T

What starts with a t, ends with a t and has a t in it?
Teapot.

What did one clock say to the other clock when it was frightened?

What did one clock say to the other clock when it was frightened?
Dont be alarmed.

What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.

What day of the year is a command to go forward?

What day of the year is a command to go forward?
March 4th.

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