Why are artists never short of money?
Why are artists never short of money?
Because they can always draw a cheque.
What did one lift say to another lift?
What did one lift say to another lift?
I think I’m going down with something.
Why did the tight rope-walker always carry his bank book?
Why did the tight rope-walker always carry his bank book?
To check his balance.
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
In the dictionary.