What did one eye say to the other?
What did one eye say to the other?
There’s something between us that smells.
Why is letter A like a flower?
Why is letter A like a flower?
Because the B comes after it.
What stars go to jail?
What stars go to jail?
Shooting stars.
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
It gets stolen.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the center.
Who is the strongest criminal?
Who is the strongest criminal?
A shoplifter.
What was the most dangerous time for knights?
What was the most dangerous time for knights?
Nightfall
(Knight fall)
What kind of job is it easy to stick to?
What kind of job is it easy to stick to?
Working in a glue factory.
What is computer’s favorite food?
What is computer’s favorite food?
Chips.
What is pointed in one direction and headed in the other?
What is pointed in one direction and headed in the other?
A pin.