Why do we sing hymns in church and not hers?
Why do we sing hymns in church and not hers?
Because they all end in amen and not women.
What happened to the man who swallowed uranium?
What happened to the man who swallowed uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What did the oil painting say to the wall?
What did the oil painting say to the wall?
First they framed me,
then they hung me.
What did the jack say to the car?
What did the jack say to the car?
Can I give you a lift.
Why are Egyptian children good children?
Why are Egyptian children good children?
Because the respect their mummies.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rock-et.
What is the biggest building?
What is the biggest building?
A library.
It has the most stories.
Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldnt fly?
Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldnt fly?
The wrong brothers.
What lives if you feed it and dies if you water it?
What lives if you feed it and dies if you water it?
Fire.
Why did the spaceman walk?
Why did the spaceman walk?
Because he missed the bus.