No Sex Tonight
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in [...]
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You really turn me on.
What goes through water but never gets wet?
What goes through water but never gets wet?
Sunlight.
What liquid cant you freeze?
What liquid cant you freeze?
Hot water.