Who invented gun-powder?
Who invented gun-powder?
A woman who wanted guns to look Pretty.
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum
(what were you thinking?)
What happened when the man sat on a pin?
What happened when the man sat on a pin?
Nothing. It was a safety pin.
What pets make the most noise?
What pets make the most noise?
Trumpets.
If a man smashed a clock, would he be accused of killing time?
If a man smashed a clock, would he be accused of killing time?
Not if the clock struck first.
What cruel person would sit on a baby?
What cruel person would sit on a baby?
A baby sitter.
What is the difference between a girl and a postage stamp?
What is the difference between a girl and a postage stamp?
One is a female and other is a mail fee.
What is the difference between a flea-bitten dog and bored guest?
What is the difference between a flea-bitten dog and bored guest?
One is going to itch and the other is itching to go.
Why wasnt the man hurt when he fell into the pool of lemonade?
Why wasnt the man hurt when he fell into the pool of lemonade?
Because lemonade’s a soft drink.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.