Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What is always coming, but never arrives?
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
How can you drop a pizza 10 feet without breakin it?
How can you drop a pizza 10 feet without breakin it?
Drop it 11 feet and it wont break for the first 10.
How many insects are needed to fill a building?
How many insects are needed to fill a building?
Ten(ants).
What sort of sweets are OK for your teeth?
What sort of sweets are OK for your teeth?
Gum
What has a big mouth but doesnt say a word?
What has a big mouth but doesnt say a word?
A river.
No Sex Tonight
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in [...]
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You really turn me on.
What goes through water but never gets wet?
What goes through water but never gets wet?
Sunlight.
What liquid cant you freeze?
What liquid cant you freeze?
Hot water.