What dress does everyone have but none wears?
What dress does everyone have but none wears?
Address.
What is a foreign ant?
What is a foreign ant?
(Import)ant.
What can a whole orange do that half orange cant?
What can a whole orange do that half orange cant?
Look around.
What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?
What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?
Just beehive yourself, honey, while I comb your hair.
When is a clock nervous?
When is a clock nervous?
When it is all wound up.
Why dont traffic lights ever go swimming?
Why dont traffic lights ever go swimming?
Because they take too much time changing.
What is an adult?
What is an adult?
Someone who has stopped growing, except around his waist.
Suaar Ke Bacche !
One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could’nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.
At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He [...]
Dont Make Me Jealous
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kanta : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that to make me jealous!”
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Why should you never get hungry in the desert?
Why should you never get hungry in the desert?
Because of all the sand-which-is-there.