May I see Mr. Kasmali personally?
A visitor to an Indian merchant’s kid “May I see Mr. Kasmali personally?”
He answer:”He doesn’t live here. Here lives Mr. Kasmali Hassanali”.
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What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?
What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?
900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, homeworks per second
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How Poor We Are?
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father […]
Woman of Strength
Harpreet Kaur
(www.harpreetkaur.com)
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape
…but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape…
A strong woman isn’t afraid of anything
…but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear…
A strong woman won’t let anyone get the best of her
…but […]
Fisherman and Stones
There is this Fisherman, Let’s call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing […]
Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends […]
The Flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept […]
Judge Yourself
read this message…..loudly to yourself….it is a challenge….u should get every word right!!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
now go down
still
now read the third word in every sentence……& […]
What is a DOG?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not […]
Don’t Lie To Your Mother
One day Mom comes to visit her son Ashdeep for dinner…who lives with a girl roomate Jeeti…
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Ashdeep’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of […]