The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
A common enemy…
Interpretations Of Nature
Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved)….
“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test [...]
It Is No Fault Of Students
It is no fault of student because a year has only 365 days.
Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays = 52 days
(Sundays are ment for rest)
Days left = 313 days
Summer Vacations = 60 days
(Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days
Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days ( [...]
Who Came First
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Eve?”, comes the reply from above.
“Lord, [...]
Who Said It?
Queen Elizabeth invited Al Gore to Buckingham Palace.
Al Gore asked the Queen about the politics instead of horse racing because she knows the names of the horses better than her loyal Ministers.
He asked to Her Majesty, “Whats the secret behind the success of all your long and intelligent rule in England? ”
Queen asked Mr. Gore [...]
What Planet Has The Most Tilted Axis Of Rotation ?
In our solar system, the planet whose axis is most tilted to its orbit is Uranus, a distant, blue-green gas giant. Its extreme tilt of 97.86 degrees means that each pole of the planet faces the Sun directly for about one quarter of its 84-year orbit.
No one knows how Uranus got tipped so far out [...]
Those Four Letter Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
“Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…” Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. [...]
My Mother
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside -I just finished cleaning!”
My mother taught me LOGIC -
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY -
“Keep [...]
How To Raise Kids
Few days ago a friend of mine was going through the market with his Bhatija, his brother’s son. Suddenly the kid asked him to stop the car and asked him to give him money. My friend got confused,and he asked the kid why does he need money. The kid said just give me the money. [...]
How To Impress
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.