Love Letter
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).
I always BPL (believe in the best) and
You are SANSUI (better than the best).
You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want [...]
A sign posted in a Dentist’s office
“Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too.”
Shared By : Dr Sethi
What is her motive in killing her sister?
I think you’ll like this one…..
Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right - including me.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met [...]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Shared By : Stephanie - stephmsmith
Whats jealous of a blonde?
Whats jealous of a blonde?
The sun bacause a blondes hair is to bright .
Shared By : Jake - jkc90
Yo Mamma’s breath stinks sooooo bad….
Yo Mamma’s breath stinks sooooo bad that people look forward to her farts.
Shared By : Rakell
Turtle Who?
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Turtle
Turtle Who?
Turtle the Fartle
Shared By : Greg
A really dumb blonde
there once was a blond who was really dumb.
when she read the word concentrate on her orange juice bottle
she started to think really hard.
when she was going to take a flight somewhere
she would see a sign the said airport left and went home.
when she passed passed a sign that said slow children.
she would pull over [...]
Can I Buy That TV?
There was a sale preson and a blonde she came in and asked “Can I buy that tv?”
The sale preson said “Sorry we dont sale to blondes”
So she goes and gets a wig she says “Can i buy that tv?”
He says “Sorry but we dont sale to blondes”
So with red hair she comes she says [...]
Things You Should Never Tell A Cop
I know I was speeding but I was trying to keep up with traffic .
Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are!!!
Shared By : Eric Thames