Why divorses are expensive?
Abby’s view point:
Why divorses are expansive?
“Becuase they are worth it!”
Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini
Archive for April, 2007
AJ’s Pickup Line
I feel like cursing you for all the sleepless nights that you have given me. You will have a son, who will go mad for my daughter, just like the way I am mad for you…But…then why trouble those innocent ones….come lets make them brother and sister.
Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini
GG’s Pickup Line
Excuse me, do you have a band aid, coz I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you.
Shared By : Gaurav GG
Dont Worry….
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles Schultz -
Shared By : Brijesh Das
Two Quizes From Charles Schultz – Creator Of Peanuts
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the “Peanuts” comic strip. You don’t have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you’ll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of [...]
A Lawyer To Love
Only in Louisiana
- you have to love this lawyer
- It’s too good not to share!
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild.. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property [...]
God Is Here
Santa : People consider me as a “GODâ€.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came againâ€.
What is on the other side?
A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, with tears in his eyes, “Doctor, I am afraid to die, please tell me what is on the other side?”
Very quietly, the doctor said, “I don’t know”
“You don’t know?” said the sick man, “How come you don’t [...]
Jogging
Bill went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said, “George, what should I do?”
After a few seconds George replied, “Abolish the IRS and start over.”
Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.
Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped.
He said “Tom, what should I do?”
After a few [...]
A Quickie?
Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, “Are you ready to order, sir?”
Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.”
“A quickie?!” the waitress replies with disgust. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don’t believe that’s [...]
