Why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Important Things…..
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots.
“Are you sure these boots aren’t yours? “, she asked.
” I am sure,” the little boy sobbed, “mine [...]
Rain Or Shine, Test Is On….
” My teacher said we are having a test today, rain or shine ? ”
” Then why are you so happy? ”
” Because its snowing. “
In this box, I have a 10-foot snake….
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher … snakes don’t have feet.
Give me a sentence starting with “I”
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Birthday Jumps
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.
Does anyone know what you call a unit of electricity?
Teacher: “Does anyone know what you call a unit of electricity?” asked the science teacher.
Boy: “What?” said John who hadn’t been listening.
Teacher: “Well done, John!”
How do you find the dinners at your new school?
Mum: John! How do you find the dinners at your new school?
John: Very hard to take, mum.
B L N D P G
Teacher: Spell: BLIND PIG
John: B L N D P G
Teacher: What happened to the I’s?
John: A blind pig wouldn’t have any.