Clinton Shorts
Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, “Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.”
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, “I don’t know. I never had one.”
Clinton’s mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
Clinton [...]
Pregnant
Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but, that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well, [...]
Divine Cardiologist
Tech Support: Yes Ma’am, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step [...]
Cutest Lessons In Life
Always try to help a friend in need
Believe in yourself
Be brave…but it’s ok to be afraid sometimes
Give lots of kisses
Laugh often
Study hard
Don’t be overly concerned with your weight, it’s just a number
Always try to see the glass half full
Meet new people, even if they look different to you
Remain Calm. . even when it seems hopeless
Take [...]
Are You Homesick?
” Are you homesick ? “the teacher asked the small girl on the first day of school.
” No, ” replied the girl, ” I am here sick.”
But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper
Student: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you.
Fantastic C Program
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(”I Love U”);
scanf(”100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “SWEARING”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDALS”)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
[...]
Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt
“Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone.
“Watt.”
“What is your name, please?”
“Watt’s my name.”
“That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?”
“That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.”
A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?”
“No, this is Knott.”
“Please tell me your name.”
“Will Knott.”
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE [...]
Go British Airways
As we know, we see discrimination in some form or another almost everyday and often times it leave a sour taste in our mouths. The following story shows us the side of diversity that we are all working for. It is a pleasant twist to see that there are companies and individuals who face discrimination [...]
The Pen, The Court, The Sword
The Pen is mightier than the Sword.
Thee Court is mightier than the Pen.
The Sword is mightier than the Court.
- Rey Barry -