Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under All In The Family |
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Family |
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
“Oh excuse me please” was my reply.
He said, “Please excuse me too;
I wasn’t watching for you.”
We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Family |
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Family |
Just for this morning, I am going to
smile when I see your face and laugh
when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you
choose what you want to wear,
and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step
over the laundry and pick you up and take you [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Animal Antics |
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem . I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Women VS Men |
Women :
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms his wife’s statement.
Men :
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Honesty and Integrity, Life |
A wise woman who was travelling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveller who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food.
The hungry traveller saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so [...]
Posted on May 30th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under All Others |
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)
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2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought)
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3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)
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4. If the “black box” flight [...]
Posted on May 28th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Friendship, Life |
Sorrow is like a precious treasure, shown only to friends.
Shared By : Suvir Rastogi
Posted on May 16th, 2007 by toofaani
Filed under Life |
Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth sea never makes good sailors.
Clear skies never make good pilots.
Problem free life never makes a strong person.
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Dont ask life, ‘Why me?’. Instead say, ‘Try me!’
Shared By : Amit KK