Dollar Dad
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER (sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic.
VINCENT (sadly): You don’t know my father.
How Old Are You?
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.
I - The Sentence
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Snake In Box
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher … snakes don’t have feet.
No Test Today
” My teacher said we are having a test today, rain or shine? ”
” Then why are you so happy? ”
” Because its snowing. “
Where Are My Boots
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots.
“Are you sure these boots aren’t yours? “, she asked.
” I am sure,” the little boy sobbed, […]
This Day….Ten Years Ago
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
How Old Am I?
“Ann!” the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming. “If India has the worlds second largest population, oranges are 50p for 6, and it costs £3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I?”
“32!”
“Why did you say that?”
“Well, my brother is 16 and he’s half mad!”
Great Confusion
“Laziness is our biggest enemy” -Jawaharlal Nehru.
“We should learn to love our enemies”- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?… Great confusion.
Whats the height of hope?
Whats the height of hope???
A 99 year old lady going for Cingular’s New Lifetime Scheme!!