Five Minutes To Live
If we found out
that
we all had five minutes to live,
every phone line in the world
would be tied up with people calling
other people
to stumble about how much they love them.
So don’t wait until
we only have five minutes to live
do it now.
Not A Through Street
Our bumpy, potholed street had no outlet, and a sign reading “Not a through street” was posted at its entrance. For years I watched through my window as cars rumbled down the battered roadway.
One day I looked outside and was delighted to see that a crew had finally been dispatched to do the repaving. When [...]
Anniversary Greetings !
In a stationery store, I quickly picked out a card for my wife for our anniversary. The clerk was surprised by how little time it took me, and began relating a story about another customer who spent a half-hour searching for the right anniversary greeting. Noticing the man lingering over one card after another, the [...]
Discovery Of America
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
This Is Why Teachers Get Gray Hair
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.
Anything for An A
An instructor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive, sexy-looking lady knocked on his door.
Yes?, he replied, how may I help you? The lady said “I need to talk to you about my grade in your class.”
“Come in and have a seat,” said the instructor.
Is there anything I can do to get [...]
Something Small….
“If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.”
Choosing Between Two Evils….
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.”
-Mae West
Falling in love with someone isn’t always going to be easy….
“Falling in love with someone isn’t always going to be easy…
Anger… tears… laughter..
It’s when you want to be together despite it all.
That’s when you truly love another. I’m sure of it.”
–Keiichi Morisato