Love rejoices in good….
Love rejoices in good wherever it finds it;
envy is pained by good, and the sight of the happiness of others hurts the eyes and the heart of the envious man.
Love wishes to give;
envy would rather receive.
Love creates;
envy destroys.
Love builds up;
envy pulls down.
Love helps those in need, comforts the afflicted and strives to turn all that [...]
Communion With Superior Minds
It is chiefly through books that we enjoy the communion with superior minds…
In the best books,
authors talk to us,
give us their most precious thoughts,
and
pour their souls into ours.
God be thanked for books.
Daisy And Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in her hand.
Man: “What was that for?”
Wife: “Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with “Daisy” written on it?”
Man: “Oh honey, don’t you [...]
Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesnt pretend to be a social worker.
Three Statisticians
Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer.
The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left.
The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right.
The third statistician didnt fire, but shouted in triumph, “On the average we got it!”
Oooops
If you add 20,567 to 23,678 and then divide by 97 what do you get?
The wrong answer.
How do you find the dinners at your new school?
Mum: John! How do you find the dinners at your new school?
John: Very hard to take, mum.
How Many Hamburgers?
John: I eaten seven hamburgers for lunch, Miss
Teacher: Ate, John! Ate!
John: No Miss, seven. There were eight on the plate but I could’nt manage the last one.
Why did the boy who always missed the school always get A’s?
Why did the boy who always missed the school always get A’s?
Because he was never there to make any mistakes.