What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
The multiplication table.
Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Where was the declaration of independence signed?
At the bottom.
High Hopes
Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Don’s paper.
John: I hope you didn’t either.
The Good Son
TEACHER: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What’s that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.
Why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed with him?
Why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed with him?
He wanted to know how long he would sleep.
What Do I Have?
Teacher: If I cut two apples and two bananas into ten pieces each, and then add ten cherries, What do I have?
Boy: A fruit salad, Sir.
What are the elemants?
“What are the elemants, Alec?” asked the science teacher. “Er…earth…air…fire…”
“Well done,” said the teacher.
“Er…oh yes. Golf.”
“Golf!”
“Yes, I heard my mum say that dad’s in his element when he plays golf.”
Stop searching forever….
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you