What is the height of mixed emotions?
What is the height of mixed emotions???
When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
Birthday Gift
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Lots Of Oranges
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
What happened to the I’s?
Teacher: Spell: BLIND PIG
John: B L N D P G
Teacher: What happened to the I’s?
John: A blind pig wouldn’t have any.
Remarkable Shakespeare
Teacher: If Shakespeare was alive today he’d still be considered a very remarkable man.
John: Of course he would. He’d be 250 years old!
My Pet Dog
Teacher: John, this essay about your pet dog is word for word the same one your brother handed in.
John: Yes Miss. It’s the same dog.
Getting Bent
Teacher: Explain this sentence: He was bent on seeing her.
John: The sight of her doubled him.
Quote On Books
What we become depends on what we read after all the professors have finished with us.
The greatest university of all is the collection of books.
Quote On Attitude
Ability is what you’re capable of doing.
Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.
Quote On Angry
To be angry
is to
revenge the faults of others
on ourselves.