Archive for July, 2007

Quote On Faith

Posted on July 31st, 2007 by toofaani
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Sorrow looks back,
Worry looks around,
Faith looks up

The World Is Mine

Posted on July 31st, 2007 by toofaani
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Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair
I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine
I have 2 [...]

Before And After

Posted on July 31st, 2007 by toofaani
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Before Marriage – – -
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: [...]

Year 2019 – Cricket World Cup News

Posted on July 30th, 2007 by toofaani
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India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the World Cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone.
Coach Varinder Sehwag said that he is not worried because he has backing of selectors, captain and board….and that they had won a close match against Papua New Guinea just 2 years ago.
Rahul Dravid,the coach of New Zealand team said that [...]

Tortoise and Rabbit

Posted on July 24th, 2007 by toofaani
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Tortoise and rabbit sit in entrace exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good medical college. Cut off need is 85%.
Rabbit did not get but tortoise got the admission.
How?
Remember tortoise had won a race when we were in 1st standard, he had “Sports Quota”
Shared By : Kuldeep Singh

Quote On Attitude

Posted on July 24th, 2007 by toofaani
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When it rains all the birds occupy shelter but eagle, the only bird avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but attitude makes the difference.
 
Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini

Just some memories….

Posted on July 24th, 2007 by toofaani
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Being visible isnt always a requirement for being close.
It just takes some thoughts and memories to feel the presence of a friend.
Shared By : Amrit Gandhi

A Question On Wedding Night !

Posted on July 22nd, 2007 by toofaani
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On wedding night, husband asks the wife : Did you have any boyfriends before marraige?
Wife : Silent.
Husband : What should I make of this silence?
Wife : Damn, atleast let me count….
Shared By : Sumita Bali

Quick Eye Exam

Posted on July 20th, 2007 by toofaani
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This will blow your mind…!
Just do it – don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don’t cheat!
Count the number of F’s in the following text in 15 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You r definitely [...]

Speechles…huh !!!!!

Posted on July 17th, 2007 by toofaani
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Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. No wonder why so many of us are speechless in front of our bosses”
Shared By : Dipesh Arora