Which Is Further Away?
Teacher: John which is further away? The sun or South America?
John: South America is further away, Sir.
Teacher: Don’t be silly John!
John: But Sir, you can see the sun but you can’t see South America.
How To Spell
Teacher: How do you spell Mississippi?
Student: The river or the state Miss?
Gold Medalist
Teacher: John, where did you get that medal?
John: I saved the last school I went to.
Teacher: How did you do that?
John: I shot the dinner lady.
IBM Memo To Staff
I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY WROTE THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
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This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of [...]