Progress Makers
World’s Best Saying by Henry Ford:
Progress isnt made by early risers or hard workers, but by Lazy People, trying to find easier ways to do the same thing
Shared By : Dr Jagir Singh
Love Means….
L - Lake Of Bear
O = Ocean Of Whisky
V = Valley Of Rum
E = End oF Stock (Bar Closed)
Love is injurious to health, so do not fall in love.
Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini
Quote On Experience
Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen…but years later, you have a collections of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to success.
Shared By : Dr Jagir Singh
Elephant Bananas And Reality TV
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…one more..
Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but [...]
George Bush Goes To A Primary School
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you [...]
Head Of Household
When everybody on earth were dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines; one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report [...]
Enemies, Friends & Lovers
Only enemies speak the truth,
friends and lovers lie endlessly,
caught in the web of duty
Shared By : Sumita Bali
adoption
Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different color hair than the other family members.
One child suggested that he was adopted, and a little girl said, “I know all about adoptions because I was adopted.”
“What does it mean to be adopted?” asked [...]
Mistaken Way
TEACHER: Alfred, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
ALFRED: I get up early.
The Rings Of Age
“Now remember boys and girls,” said the science teacher. “You can tell a tree’s age by counting the rings in a cross-section. One ring for a year.”
Alec went home for tea and found a Swiss roll on the table. “I’m not eating that, mum,” he said. “It’s five years old!”