Archive for August, 2007

Quote On Love

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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Love and Death are two uninvited guests, when they will come nobody knows.
But both do the same work, one takes the heart, other takes the beat.
Shared By : Gaurav GG

How long is the journey from Punjab to America?

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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Santa made a call to Airport and asked, “How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receptionist, “One second sir….”
Santa, “Thank you!”
Shared By : Inderpreet Jassal

Quote On Happiness

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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If you wait to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.
Shared By : Gaurav GG

Quote On Destiny

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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Out of the same paper you can make a book, a ticket, a boat or a plane!
Your destiny is not what you get bu what you make out of what you have.
Shared By : Inderpreet Jassal

Quote On Happiness

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by toofaani
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Happiness doesnt mean that everything is perfect;
It means that you have decided to see beyond imperfections.
Shared By : Avinash

What Is Beauty?

Posted on August 28th, 2007 by wot
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It is a reflection,
or is it a perception?
We say flowers are beautiful,
and we forget that who give birth to flowers.
Beauty doesnt lie in the looks,
it lies in the eyes of beholder.
Never go by the looks,
as looks are deceitful.
Beauty reflects the mind,
persnality and the character,
which distinguishes one person from the rest of the crowd.
So, Have a beautiful day, ahead.
Shared By : Gurpreet Singh (infohuge.com)

Lay Two Eggs In Night Else…..!

Posted on August 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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Poultry farm owner to all the chicken, “If you all dont lay two eggs each in the night no one gets any thing to eat.”
All lay two eggs each but one just lay one egg.
Owner, “Why did you lay just one egg?”
Hen, “Sir, this was just out of your fear, else I happen to be [...]

Two Important Things Of Friendship

Posted on August 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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Great friendship is about two important things :
First is to find the similarities,
Second is to respect the differences.
Shared By : Satinder Singh

Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America?

Posted on August 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America?
Father’s Day!!!!!
Shared By : Satinder Singh

How To Detect A Mental Deficiency

Posted on August 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”
“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.”
“What sort of question?”
“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook [...]