Political Correctness For Teens
No one fails a class anymore, he’s merely “passing impaired.”
You don’t have detention, you’re just one of the”exit delayed.”
Your bedroom isn’t cluttered, it’s just “passage restrictive.”
These days, a student isn’t lazy. He’s “energetically declined.”
Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk, it’s just “closure prohibitive.”
Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely hit “social speed bumps.”
Your homework isn’t [...]
Horse Chapstick
The old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The townsman watched as he slowly dismounted and tied his horse to the rail outside the saloon.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine.
As he then [...]
The Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells [...]
Talk Like a Frog
A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, “grandpa, talk like a frog.”
The Grandpa replied “What?, I’m not going to talk like a frog!”
The little boy again asked, “come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.”
Grandpa again said “No! Go bother your grandmother.”
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later the [...]
Special Horse
There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks [...]
Medical Final Exam Question
Fill in the blanks:
“If a lady faints, first we must check her pu_s_.”
Only the students who wrote “Pulse” passed….!!
Shared By : Sukhraj “The Biggie” Singh
God’s Gift
I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart and intelligent friend.
Then God gifted me, ‘You’ and said, “In that much you will get this only”
Shared By : Vivek Thapar
Quote On Life
If you miss an oppurtunity, do not cloud your eyes with tears; keep your vision clear so that you will not miss the next one.
Shared By : Gaurav GG
Beauty Of English
Every noticed, how removing one word after the another in sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here’s an example:
Oh John please dont touch me at all…!!!
Oh John please dont touch me at…!!!
Oh John please dont touch me…!!!
Oh John please dont touch…!!!
Oh John please dont…!!!
Oh John please…!!!
Oh John…!!!
Oh…!!!
Shared By : Sukhraj “The Biggie” Singh
Run To Survive
Every morning when a deer wakes up, he knows it has to run faster than a lion to save his life.
Lion knows it has to run faster than the deer otherwise he will die without food.
It does not make any difference if you are a lion or a deer, you have to run to survive.
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