What To Do
Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
Modes Of Payment
Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.
Difference Of Senses
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
End Of The World
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
How Soon?
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
Dance Like….
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?
Apples
1st MAN : I’m worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple?
Happiest Hour Of Life
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life…
Happiest Couple
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple..
Give Me A Ring
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?