http://www.toofaani.com Share It Here And Grow Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:26:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and it's only under immense pressure that diamonds are formed" - Peter Marshall -   Shared By : Ashima Chauhan http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/perseverance/remind-us/ One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the ... http://www.toofaani.com/inspirational-stories/perseverance/the-donkey-attitude/ It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a ... http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/classroom-comedy/over-confidence/ You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie - http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/friendship/quote-on-friendship-4/ A  Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.  He told me to stand in front of a mirror,stare at myself and repeat I do ... http://www.toofaani.com/jokes/women-vs-men/hypnotist-par-excellence/ There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be, that's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down, but those are the times when ... http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/motivation/motivation-of-vani/ Its better to be hated for what you are, Than to be loved for what you are not.   Shared by : Vani http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/life/quote-on-life-10/ Why I drank! There was always an excuse: If not to dull the pain; Then to heighten the celebration! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reason to drink: Family Problems Reason NOT to drink: Family Problems Reason to drink: Money Problems Reason NOT to drink: Money Problems Reason to drink: Problems on the job. Reason NOT to drink: Problems on the job. Plus a ... http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/random-quotes/why-i-drank/ When things go wrong as they sometimes will. When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill. When the funds are low, and debts are high And you want to smile but you have to sigh When care is pressing you down a bit. Rest if you must, but Dont You Quit. Life is queer with ... http://www.toofaani.com/poems/life/dont-quit-5-minutes-before-the-miracle-happens/ I'm A Modern Man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I ... http://www.toofaani.com/quotations/im-a-modern-man/