My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting [...]
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tiredand somber. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant.It’s an experimental [...]
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift.
She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers.”
“That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next [...]
AÂ Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”
His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror,stare at myself and repeat
I do not have a headache;
I do [...]
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees”.
The cannibals promise not to trouble [...]
Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
