Student ATM

As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want to see happen at the ATM…
* You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: “Not worth wasting paper.”, and ejects your card.
* You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: “Account […]

Marry An Accountant

A patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.”
The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I do?”
The doctor replied, “Marry an accountant.”
“Will that make me live longer?” asked the patient.
“No,” said the doctor, […]

I O U

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s hand.
Without […]

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