May I see Mr. Kasmali personally?
A visitor to an Indian merchant’s kid “May I see Mr. Kasmali personally?”
He answer:”He doesn’t live here. Here lives Mr. Kasmali Hassanali”.
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Don’t Lie To Your Mother
One day Mom comes to visit her son Ashdeep for dinner…who lives with a girl roomate Jeeti…
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Ashdeep’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of [...]
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
A common enemy…
How To Raise Kids
Few days ago a friend of mine was going through the market with his Bhatija, his brother’s son. Suddenly the kid asked him to stop the car and asked him to give him money. My friend got confused,and he asked the kid why does he need money. The kid said just give me the money. [...]
Are You Going To Cry At Doctor’s?
Mother: Now Jane you’re not going to cry today at the Doctors office are you?
Jane: No!
Brother (peter): You always cry.
Jane: I know, but now I figure it, I get to stick my tongue out at the old Doctor!
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One ring for a year
“Now remember boys and girls,” said the science teacher. “You can tell a tree’s age by counting the rings in a cross-section. One ring for a year.”
Alec went home for tea and found a Swiss roll on the table. “I’m not eating that, mum,” he said. “It’s five years old!”
What did you learn in school today?
Dad: What did you learn in school today, son?
Son: I learned that those sums you did for me were wrong!
Who Pays????
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and was taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was quickly reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” the nun said while patting his hand. “We do [...]
Letter To Father !
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling [...]
Relationship Redefined
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want [...]
