I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart and intelligent friend.

Then God gifted me, ‘You’ and said, “In that much you will get this only” 😉

Shared By : Vivek Thapar

This is something that came across while browsing through some Orkut communities. Very simple, put down your “Today’s fortune” on orkut and add the two words “in bed” to it.

Updating mine…..

 Add up yours as well…..

Versatility is one of your outstanding traits…..in bed.

If ever I was rude to you….

If I ever was angry with you….

If ever I mis-behaved with you….

Then dont hesitate…..just slap yourself…

For sure mistake must have been yours….

Sent By : Gaurav GG

Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America?

Father’s Day!!!!!

Shared By : Satinder Singh

A good friend visit you in the hospital with flowers and says, “Get well soon”. And Goes.

A true friend sits near you and says, “The nurse is hot. Take your time getting well”

Shared By : Rajesh Kohli

Boy to God : “God give me one bag full of money, a job, one big vehicle full of girls. Grant my wish”

God ” “Granted. Your wishes fullfilled”

And he became a Bus Conductor.

Shared By : Geetanjali

Tortoise and rabbit sit in entrace exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good medical college. Cut off need is 85%.

Rabbit did not get but tortoise got the admission.


Remember tortoise had won a race when we were in 1st standard, he had “Sports Quota”

Shared By : Kuldeep Singh

This will blow your mind…!

Just do it – don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try this its actually quite good.

But don’t cheat!

Count the number of F’s in the following text in 15 seconds:


Managed it?

Scroll down only after you have counted them!


How many?

Three? (You r definitely male!!!) Wrong, there are six – no joke! Read again!

L – Lake Of Bear

O = Ocean Of Whisky

V = Valley Of Rum

E = End oF Stock (Bar Closed)

Love is injurious to health, so do not fall in love.

Shared By : Ajay “Abby” Saini

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?


And what is your question, Bob?

I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?