Peg after Peg
I Never Take Risk While Drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking, can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen, stealthily enter the house.
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard, Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame.
But still no one is aware of it,
Becoz I never […]
Side Effects Of Drinking
A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:
“This jar contain water” He dropped the worm in the jar and said, “Please watch […]
Just pour full glasses
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
While chatting with the bartender the man says: “I have a method that will enable you to double the amount of beer you sell every day.”
“Really?!” says the bartender, “How?”
“Very simple. Just pour full glasses.”
Nobody Pays For Drink - They Only Tip
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini.
The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar.
The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, and folded it carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket.
Just at that moment he […]
Grasshopper In A Bar
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
The bartender says that their grasshoppers are very good, so the man orders one. Then he has another couple.
On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground.
He says to the grasshopper, “Do you know that there is a drink […]
Fifty cents
A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him.
Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one.
“Whew,” the bartender remarked, “you seem to be in a hurry.”
“You would be too if you had what I have.”
“What do you have?” the bartender sympathetically […]
Jar Of Olives
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
“Well,” said […]
The Breathalyzer Test Reading
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.
At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his.
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for […]
Give Me A Coke
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Corona’s president sits down and says, “Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, […]
Russian Walks Into A Bar
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“That will be one ruble,” says the bartender.
“One ruble!” the customer protests, “last week it was only fifty kopeks!”
“Well,” replies the bartender, “it’s fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika.”
Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the […]