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Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by toofaani
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Why did the bear tiptoe past the campsite?

Because it didn’t want to wake the sleeping bags.
 
 
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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by toofaani
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What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !

Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by toofaani
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Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by toofaani
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Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !