How do you confuse a blonde?
How do you confuse a blonde?
By putting her in a circular room and telling her to sit in the corner
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I will grant you each one wish
There was a burnette,a red head, and a blonde on a deserted island. A genie appeared to them and said, “I will grant you each one wish.”
The burnette said, “I wish I could swim.” ‘POOF’ She swam to the shore.
The red head said,” I wish I could swim too.” ‘POOF’ She swam to the shore.
The […]
Whats jealous of a blonde?
Whats jealous of a blonde?
The sun bacause a blondes hair is to bright .
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A really dumb blonde
there once was a blond who was really dumb.
when she read the word concentrate on her orange juice bottle
she started to think really hard.
when she was going to take a flight somewhere
she would see a sign the said airport left and went home.
when she passed passed a sign that said slow children.
she would pull over […]
Can I Buy That TV?
There was a sale preson and a blonde she came in and asked “Can I buy that tv?”
The sale preson said “Sorry we dont sale to blondes”
So she goes and gets a wig she says “Can i buy that tv?”
He says “Sorry but we dont sale to blondes”
So with red hair she comes she says […]
Best Inventions Of All Time
Some of the best inventions of all time were made by blondes,
like the inflatable dartboard,
the solar-powered flashlight,
and
the permanent pencil.
Shared By : Frank
How do u get a blonde on the roof?
How do u get a blonde on the roof?
Say drinks are on the house!
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How do you kill a blonde?
How do you kill a blonde?
Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!
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House On Fire
A Blonde’s house was on fire and she called the fire department.
“How do we get there?” they asked her.
“Duh Big Red Trruck!”
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Second Degree Burns
A blonde walks into a Doctor’s office and the Doctor said “Oh my I’ve never seen such 2nd degree burns in my life. How did it happen?”
“Well,” she said “the phone rang and I picked up the iron when it was on.”
“Oh” said the doctor, “but how is it 2nd degree?”
“Oh they probly called back”
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