A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?” The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said – “Well yeah, if that’s what they are, I never heard of circle flies”.

Why did the spider cross the information super highway?

To get to her Web site.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? You tried to hide her but I spied her.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

What do you call it when you’ve been bitten by a big computer bug?

A Megabyte!

Why do bees hum?

Because they don’t know the words!

What is the best kind of computer bug?

A spider because it makes the best Web site.

What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?

Barbecue tonight??

What is a ticks’ favorite game?

Tic tac toe!

What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?

Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral!