The Flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept […]
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
To get to her Web site.
Spider who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
What has four wheels and flies?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What do you call it when you’ve been bitten by a big computer bug?
What do you call it when you’ve been bitten by a big computer bug?
A Megabyte!
Why do bees hum?
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What is the best kind of computer bug?
What is the best kind of computer bug?
A spider because it makes the best Web site.
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
Barbecue tonight??
What is a ticks’ favorite game?
What is a ticks’ favorite game?
Tic tac toe!
What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?
What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?
Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral!