Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees”.
The cannibals promise not to trouble [...]
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request.
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him.
The second man [...]
What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.
They are watching people walk down the street.
The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty.
Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman.
Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny.
After a while the son pointed [...]
