What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
I’m paw!
What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
Miaoooooooooooooooow!
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A catastrophe!