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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
 
 
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Shredded tweet!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!

How do cats eat spaghetti?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
 

How is cat food sold?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
I’m paw!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
Miaoooooooooooooooow!

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A catastrophe!