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Whats the most important thing to remember in Chemistry?

Posted on April 1st, 2007 by toofaani
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Whats the most important thing to remember in Chemistry?
Never lick the spoon…

Which Class Is It

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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You enter the laboratory and see an experiment.
How will you know which class is it?
If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

Acetylsalicylic Acid

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by toofaani
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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it, I can never remember that word.”

Whats the most important thing to remember in Chemistry?

Posted on February 2nd, 2007 by toofaani
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Whats the most important thing to remember in Chemistry?
Never lick the spoon!