TOP TEN Ways to Know You Are Dating a Consultant

toofaani — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:12:44 +0000

1.Â Â Â Â Â Â Refers to those “intimate moments” as “Win-Win situations”

2.Â Â Â Â Â Â Valentine`s Day card has bullet points

3.Â Â Â Â Â Â Can`t be trusted with the car (too accustomed to beating up rentals)

4.Â Â Â Â Â Â Celebrate anniversary by conducting a performance review

5.Â Â Â Â Â Â Ends any argument by saying “let`s talk about this offline”

6.Â Â Â Â Â Â Tries to call room service from the bedroom

7.Â Â Â Â Â Â Congratulates your parents for successful value creation

8.Â Â Â Â Â Â Takes a half-day at the office because, “Sunday is YOUR day”

9.Â Â Â Â Â Â Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late

10.Â Â Â Referred to the first month of your relationship as a “diagnostic period”

Shared By : Harpreet Kaur

On The Other Hand

toofaani — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:27:00 +0000

The classified ad said, “Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience.”

The man who won the job asked, “I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why one armed?”

The CEO answered, “I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase – on the other hand.”