What do you get if you cross a teacher’s hand, a blackboard, and the speed of light?

900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, homeworks per second

 

 

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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?

An animal that wont leave its self alone.

 

 

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?

Dog biscuits

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Shredded tweet!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!