Archive for the ‘Doggie Stuff’ Category

What is a DOG?

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by toofaani
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1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not [...]

What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?

Posted on March 28th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
 
 
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What does a dog call his father?

Posted on February 18th, 2007 by toofaani
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What does a dog call his father?
Paw Paw

What is a Dalmatian’s favorite radio station?

Posted on February 18th, 2007 by toofaani
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What is a Dalmatian’s favorite radio station?
Spot Rock 99.5

Where should you never take a dog?

Posted on February 18th, 2007 by toofaani
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Where should you never take a dog?
To a flea market

Liver & Cheese

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Belgian Tervuren comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Belgian says, “That’s not good [...]

DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that’s him,” he replied.
The [...]

Why does a dog scratch himself?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
 

What activity do you call it when a dog does a TV commercial?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What activity do you call it when a dog does a TV commercial?
A Paws for the Cause…

What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by toofaani
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What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits