1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not [...]
What do you get wen you cros a dog and a cat?
An animal that wont leave its self alone.
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What does a dog call his father?
Paw Paw
What is a Dalmatian’s favorite radio station?
Spot Rock 99.5
Where should you never take a dog?
To a flea market
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Belgian Tervuren comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Belgian says, “That’s not good [...]
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that’s him,” he replied.
The [...]
Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
What activity do you call it when a dog does a TV commercial?
A Paws for the Cause…
What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits
