An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.


The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..


Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because the bananas are in the TV.

– Laura Richards - 

Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant- No! No! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone- (Dear me! I am not certain quite That even now I’ve got it right.)

Howe’er it was, he got his trunk Entangled in the telephunk; The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the telephee- (I fear I’d better drop the song Of elephop and telephong!)

Why can’t elephants ride a tricycle?

Because the doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

What’s grey and puts out forest fires?

Smokey the Elephant.

How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?

By the footprints on the baby’s forehead!

How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?

5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?


An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Damn”, says the ant, “one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn’t look like an elephant.

Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.