Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees”.
The cannibals promise not to trouble [...]

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. No wonder why so many of us are speechless in front of our bosses”
Shared By : Dipesh Arora

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in acage.
He asked the clerk, “how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was $250.
“$250″, the man said. “Well what does he do?
“He knows how to [...]

In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success .
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal , [...]

Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female – Online chat.
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s)
Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How r u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts [...]

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
 
Fox: “What are you working on?”
Rabbit: “My thesis.”
Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”
Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”
 
Fox: “That’s ridiculous ! Any fool knows that [...]

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
 
Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken”
 
Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you”
 
Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a very complicated mechanism, [...]

With a pile of 300 résumés on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest. 
“Throw away 250 résumés?” I asked, shocked.
“What if the best candidates are in there?”
“You have a point,” he said. “But then again, I don’t need [...]

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.
If they are [...]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s [...]